Nov 22
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Be who you are and say how you feel, because the people who matter don’t mind and the people who mind don’t matter.
— Dr Seuss (via hrrrthrrr)
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Nov 21
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txtsfrmlstnght:

(651): i’m smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.



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capucha:

This clip made me happy today.

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Names that I Call People On the Regular

buttertownbeatdown:

douche fart
douche knob
dick knob
dick nipple
dick shit
dick nugget
dick fart
cunt fart
cunt pimple
cunt muscle
cunt nipple
fag nipple
fag fart
cum fart
hooker tits
hooker nipples
twat burp

I like to be creative with my vulgarity.

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mliaverage:

Today, I passed by a British man on the sidewalk. Loving his accent, I said ” ‘Ello!” as I walked by. He stopped, turned around, and yelled “PIP PIP! Cheerio! Wot wot! ‘Ello guvnuh! Good day to you, sir!” then continued on his merry way. I freaking love British people. MLIA

Nov 20
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spaceships:

Here is a collection of world’s best microscope photography from the last 35 years in Wired. (via startmeup)

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mliaverage:

Today, I was sitting in Panera Bread, when they called out “Optimus Prime your bagel is ready.” Casually a boy who looks about 7 walks up and takes it. He is my hero.MLIA