mliaverage: Today, I was waiting at a rather deserted bus stop very late at night. Three big ghetto guys approached and asked for directions. One of them started to cross the street, but the other two grabbed him and said “No, man, you gotta look both ways before you cross the street.” Good to know that gangsters are concerned about street safety, too. MLIA
Bubba goes to the revival and listens to the preacher. After a while, the...– Bubba and the preacher « Bits & Pieces
mliaverage: Today, frustrated after unsuccessfully teaching my mom to text for the tenth time, I sent her a text saying, “If you are reading this then you have successfully opened a text message!” Nine hours later I recieved a text from her that said, “I did it!” I’m so proud. MLIA.
txtsfrmlstnght: (647): You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn’t say one word, I just listened.
mliaverage: Today I got pulled over for going 18 miles over the speed limit, when the cop got to my window he asked if I knew how fast I was going, I knew I was speeding but said no sir anyway. The cop said “you were going 53 in a 35.” I said “oh, I’m sorry sir, I’m Dyslexic” he looked at me and said “oh…I’m sorry have a good day.” and walked back to his cop car and left. MLIA
mliaverage: Today, my aunt was teaching my cousin about the dangers of smoking. He replied with “You know what else you should never do? Never, EVER lick an axe.” Words of wisdom from a 6 year old. MLIA
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mliaverage: Today, I asked my three year-old cousin what she wanted to be for Halloween. Expecting to hear something like a princess, I was shocked when she told me that she wanted to be a ceiling fan. Favorite cousin ever. MLIA
Silly French slang
capucha: glynnis: les-francophile: daniiiii: I just found the Hide This French book book. I don’t remember every buying it, but here it is anyway. Here are some of the funnier translations. Is it accurate? Je lui ai roulé un patin. I french kissed him. Literally: I rolled a skate to him. On a pris notre pied. We had a good time. Literally: We took our foot. Il est une grande folle....
mliaverage: Today at lunch I was talking about how much I love Weezy. Two guys that love rap high-fived me talking about how much they love Lil Wayne. I was referring to the penguin in Toy Story 2. MLIA
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Person 1: What's the integral of 1/cabin?
Person 2: A natural log cabin.
Person 1: No, a houseboat – you forgot to add the c!