December 2009
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(419): Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Can Gold be Extracted from Seawater? →
shortest international scheduled flight? -... →
Gibraltar- Tangier (34 miles)
WatchWhat English Sounds Like to Foreigners is Today’s BIG Thing in Music - NOV 03, 2009
txtsfrmlstnght:
(218): you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic….”not his” “looks like a sea monkey”
txtsfrmlstnght:
(647): Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I’m still finding pieces.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(310): A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(217): you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
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(323): may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in. (818): First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
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(353): I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
