Five syllables here Seven more syllables there Are you happy now??– Haiku (via Wall Photos)
Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote Rules →
nevver: The Road Runner cannot harm the Coyote except by going “meep, meep.” No outside force can harm the Coyote — only his own ineptitude or the failure of Acme products. Trains and trucks were the exception from time to time. The Coyote could stop anytime — if he were not a fanatic. No dialogue ever, except “meep, meep” and yowling in pain. The Road Runner must stay on the road — for no...
Seals are just dog mermaids.
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I ain’t no square with my corkscrew hair.